A new franchise has emerged in the land of
the rising sun, and it's big. Literally. FATMOUSE, a charming rodent with plans
for world domination and the systematic consumption of all unbelievers, has
become the biggest idol seen by the island nation since Pikachu.
To find out what's hot, one only has to travel to the
Shibuya district, trend center of Tokyo. And noone knows hot better than the
youth of Shibuya, who are pictured here lining up in droves to see FATMOUSE live
in concert. The fun does not stop with shows and his weekly prime time series,
however. FATMOUSE fans can also play the FATMOUSE trading card game, call
FATMOUSE on the CellNet CelebriChat Network, or even visit the FATMOUSE
amusement park, complete with rides, games, and a chance to meet FATMOUSE as he
wanders the grounds in search of carbohydrates.
One cannot go outside
without seeing the charismatic face of FATMOUSE in Tokyo. FATMOUSE advertises
just about everything; from real estate
to his very own brand of FATMOUSE candy.
People just can't stop praising FATMOUSE! Here's what the citizens of
Tokyo had to say:
"[FATMOUSE] is a
dynamic, clever character... People of all ages love FATMOUSE. When he goes
'FATMOUSE HATES THE IRISH', they laugh. When he goes "FATMOUSE WILL EAT YOUR
HEAD', they applaud. [FATMOUSE] can sell anything to anyone, he is that
appealing. He can sell vegetables to the overweight. He can sell dancer monkeys
to the poor. He can even sell robots to your grandmother. FATMOUSE is a modern
genius" -- Iori Yasuka, Vice President of Marketing, PandaTech
"I love FATMOUSE. My friends love FATMOUSE. If you do not know FATMOUSE, do
not love FATMOUSE, you will be left behind socially. At my school FATMOUSE is a
universal language spoken by all of my peers..." -- Kiora Ozuki, Student
"FATMOUSU-SAN gave my life meaning. Before the advent of
FATMOUSU-SAN, my life was nothing but 60 hour a week shifts at the factory, and
an annoying wife and disobedient children. But now that FATMOUSU-SAN has
inspired me with his message of gluttony, I can once again feel like life is
worth living." -- Hiro Washuna, Laborer